Shoe Humor! Best Shoe Puns, Jokes and Riddles to Laugh at

Calling all joke and shoe lovers to shoe-tease.com! If you're looking for funny shoe riddles & puns because you just can’t get enough of shoes, don’t worry. ShoeTease is a judgment-free zone.

I’ve hand selected the best shoe jokes for you: from funny shoe jokes, to question and answer shoe jokes, shoe riddles, silly shoe puns to eye-roll-inducing dad jokes about shoes. Yes, I’ve got them all! Learn more

Don't forget to let me know which are your favorite shoe puns and jokes and I’ve missed any of yours.

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What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe!

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Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You'll never see de feet.

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Who asked if it was better for a shoe to be or not to be? Sockspeare!

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Why is it bad to work in a shoe recycling centre? It’s sole destroying!

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How do shoes talk? They converse!

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