Freak Shoe Friday – Pollock or Poop?!

Jeffrey Campbell Meyers wedge, $140 @ Little Burgundy Oh dear. So Sir Jeffrey Campbell does it again, with this vomit-inducing mess of a wedge. I bet if the base color wasn’t baby poop-hued, the splatter paint would almost make Jackson Pollock proud. Ok, maybe not. Speaking of said painter, if you’d like to refresh your now sure-to-be sore eyes …

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Freak-Shoe Friday – Furry Disco Nightmare!

These might just be leg warmers, but as they are meant to adorn your shoes, I’m gonna count these in. Especially since they’re just so appalling. Realizing full well that I did find them on a stripperella-type sight (and yes, I did just happen onto this site, dirty-minded readers!) they’re still so terrible (and ironically un-sexy) that I had …

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Freak-Shoe Friday: Why Jeffrey Campbell, WHY?!

I was horrified to see this pre-Fall 2011 purple nightmare available for purchase at Solestruck for $189.95. Appropriately named Bad Romance, there are just so many ways for one to say oh-no-you-didn't!

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