Ugly Shoes - The Hall of Shame

Now get yer minds out of the gutter, people! These are sandcastle shoes, not multi-penis branch shoes.

I remember seeing a plethora of these boots in what I believe to be their white & original version on a multitude of women’s feet in Italy.

xOh, where do I begin with this little gem of a high heel? Again, we seem to have a shoe with a slight multi-personality disorder. Must be a Shopbop thing…

I love Viktor & Rolf, I really do. The design duo forward-thinkers create a style of fashion & footwear that is both eccentric & beautiful. Usually.

Alas, it pains me to include yet another Nicholas Kirkwood creation in a Freak-Shoe Friday post.

A friend sent me this funny image yesterday, of a worker test driving a stiletto-shaped “car” on a road in Hyderabad, India. Cristina EhmCristina is the chief editor, fashion & shoe expert here at ShoeTease. As a seasoned stylist and women’s fashion & shoe designer, she boasts over 20 years of experience in the fashion …

Oh dear. Now I could go on a redundancy rant here & mock this pump‘s form, giggle at the bulky platform & ridicule the blockiness of the color blocking, but we can see this all for ourselves, now can’t we?